fire (tries to) meets desire (but actually meets a lot of crap...

Acabo de ler um post sobre um perfume diferente...

"the scent of seduction with a hint of flamed-grilled meat"

Quem me conhece ja deve estar a adivinhar o seguinte:
-"Isso faz-me lembrar um episodio do Seinfeld!"

Pois faz.

O Kramer ja tinha tido uma ideia deste calibre ha... 17 anos.

Na serie Seinfeld, o famoso Kramer foi ter com a Calvin Klein e contou-lhe a sua brilhante ideia.

Um perfume chamado "The beach" que te deixava a cheira como se "you first come home from the beach". Ou seja...como cheiras depois de vir da praia.

Isto era nonsence mas...tinha muito mais futuro que esta ideia!

E pensar que os perfumes Bic nao vingaram por se associar a algo barato e descartavel...

tss tss... la andam os "artistas" a reinventar uma ideia de merda para a tornarem numa ideia de merda com estilo.

KRAMER: You know I got a great idea for a cologne. The Beach. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach

JERRY: Hum, a cologne that smells like the beach. I can't believe I'm saying this, "That's not a bad idea."

KRAMER: Tell me about it!

JERRY: Why don't you call Steve D'Jiff, he works in the marketing department at Calvin Klein.

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[CALVIN KLEIN]

KRAMER: Go ahead smell, smell

STEVE: Yeah, so?

KRAMER: Do you recognize it? ... The beach.

STEVE: What are you talking about?

KRAMER: Oh, I'm talking about the beach.

STEVE: What about it?

KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from the beach?

Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell.

Oh yeah.

STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said?

STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell like dead

fish and sea weed? That's why people take showers when the come

home from the beach. It's an objectionable offensive odour.

KRAMER: So you don't think it's a good idea?
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in Season 3, Episode 14: The Pez Dispenser

Uma serie depois a Calvin Klein lancaria o seu novo produto "The Ocean"...

...On episode No. 144 "The Nap" Kramer invented a mattress filled with sand that felt "like sleeping on a beach."