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sexta-feira, 13 de fevereiro de 2009

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Acabo de receber isto que um amigo me enviou. É a cópia a papel de carvão de alguns (poucos) mails que recebo mas invertendo os papeis. Colocando apenas uma ou duas palavras e o resultado é uma boa ideia para usar num futuro próximo.

Engraçado que só recebo cartas de rejeição para cargos completamente fora da minha carroça. Para os cargos que são cópia do meu CV nunca chego a ouvir nada.

The Ultimate Rejection Letter


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Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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